What’s the best snack for watching a movie that sucks? Poop-corn! Why do doctors say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea? Because one guy likes it. What did the prune say to his employees? “Let’s make this sh*t happen.” What did the poop say to the fart? “You blow me away.” What do a clown’s farts smell like? They smell funny. They need to be changed often, and for the same reasons.
What are kings’ farts called? A noble gas. When does Denzel Washington usually need to hang out with the Rugrats? On potty training day. What do flies politely say to the other? “Is this stool taken?” Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken next to him farted. Check out our pile of fresh ones below: Funny Poop Jokes Here are a few genuinely funny ones guaranteed to delight your kids and even make you chuckle. While your kid may not come up with the most clever of poop jokes, hilarious punchlines and comical puns about poop do exist. While the relentlessness of toilet humor and poop puns can be trying for parents, whose only sustained interest is poop that involves potty training, it’s a totally appropriate developmental phase and a rite of passage for kids. And the truth is most of their silly jokes about poop revolve around a world that goes beyond repeating (or singing) the word “poop.” “ Diarrhea” and “poop” are gleefully thrown out as serious proposals for the names of sports teams, stuffed animals, and pizza orders. You may be asking yourself: Do my children really need encouragement - or new material - when it comes to toilet humor? Most kids, after all, are already obsessed with poop jokes and poop puns.
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